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Tales From The Dadside

Entries from September 1, 2007 - October 1, 2007

The best gadget you never needed

Sometimes it's the random "huh?" gifts that turn out to be the items you can't live without. I now have a child tracking tool that Marcus actually likes (that's an understatement) to use.

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Posted on Friday, September 28, 2007 by Registered CommenterBusyDad in , | Comments3 Comments | EmailEmail

The inevitable “my kid says the funniest things” posting

I tried ... I’m sorry. In general, I try to weave stories about my son into something that reflects universal themes shared by our collective “Dad” consciousness. But less than a month in, I’ve succumbed. At least I’ve chosen just a few “best of” selections culled from 3 years of journals, random .txt files scattered on my desktop and note-to-self voice clips saved on multiple generations of peripheral devices.

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Posted on Tuesday, September 25, 2007 by Registered CommenterBusyDad in | Comments2 Comments | EmailEmail

Marine Biologist? Nah... I wanna be a Crisis Negotiator

They say hints of your future vocation manifest themselves during childhood. If this video is any indication, his career will take him to tall bridges across the country.

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Posted on Monday, September 24, 2007 by Registered CommenterBusyDad in , | Comments2 Comments | EmailEmail

Respeqt my Intelleqt, Qid!

My son outsmarts me. More than I’d like to admit. When Marcus strikes, it leaves this dad with no suitable recourse but to grumble incoherencies under his breath like a thwarted cartoon villain. But even Tom bests Jerry every once in a while.

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Posted on Friday, September 21, 2007 by Registered CommenterBusyDad in | Comments4 Comments | EmailEmail

A haiku tribute to the art of the shoulder ride

My haiku tribute to the best hands-free child transport solution ever devised: the shoulder ride.

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Posted on Thursday, September 20, 2007 by Registered CommenterBusyDad in | Comments3 Comments | EmailEmail

Not-So-Easy Rider

Marcus learns how to ride a bike and I got it on film. Truly one of the most satisfying moments (ok, so it took 2 days) in my life as a dad so far.

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Posted on Tuesday, September 18, 2007 by Registered CommenterBusyDad in , | Comments2 Comments | EmailEmail

The Busy Dad Survival Kit - Part II

Part II. More Busy Dad essentials. Original intro: You’ve read the books, you’ve scoured the internet, you’ve done all you can to ensure junior’s well-being for every contingency imaginable, from floods and famine to jellyfish stings. Almost there… keep the following arsenal on-hand to solidify your status as the family superhero.

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Posted on Saturday, September 15, 2007 by Registered CommenterBusyDad in , | Comments3 Comments | EmailEmail

The Busy Dad Survival Kit - Part I

Part 1 of 2... You’ve read the books, you’ve scoured the internet, you’ve done all you can to ensure junior’s well-being for every contingency imaginable, from floods and famine to jellyfish stings. Almost there… keep the following arsenal on-hand to solidify your status as the family superhero.

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Posted on Tuesday, September 11, 2007 by Registered CommenterBusyDad in , | Comments1 Comment | EmailEmail

Lessons my son has taught me

Nothing like having a kid in the house to recalibrate your perspective on things…

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Posted on Friday, September 7, 2007 by Registered CommenterBusyDad in , | Comments4 Comments | EmailEmail

How to make your kid a smartass

Only a child could be so ingenious as to totally punk people using Roman numerals.

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Posted on Thursday, September 6, 2007 by Registered CommenterBusyDad in , | Comments1 Comment | EmailEmail

The proper way to stop a nosebleed

A recent trip to Bass Pro Shops triggered nostalgia and a nosebleed. I indulged one and learned how to stop the other.

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Posted on Wednesday, September 5, 2007 by Registered CommenterBusyDad in , | CommentsPost a Comment | EmailEmail