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Monday
Oct262009

I'm a Skate Punk. Was.

I recently bought Fury a skateboard. Last night I was showing him the finer points of an ollie. Well, explaining. The showing part didn't go so well. Because when you're 37 years old and haven't skated in 20 years, your skate tricks look less like this:

 

And more like this:

"Well Fury, I'm just old, that's all."

"Tony Hawk is older than you and he's waaaay better."

I should never have taken him to meet Tony Hawk. Well, at least you can read about it (and witness some real skating) on Fury's new review blog:

Kid Test Labs Meets Tony Hawk

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Reader Comments (19)

Yeah, like that kid has ANY room to talk. But, to his credit, he is MUCH better looking than Tony Hawk.

October 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMr Lady

Oh we all know if you had kept up the skating every day for the last 20 years you would be teaching Tony Hawk a few tricks. I, on the other hand, can fall down while standing still. In my bare feet. My child will have to learn some mad skilz on wheels or blades from someone else.

October 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMidLifeMama

I beg to differ you look pretty bad ass. But I really sucked on my skateboard.

October 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDCUrbanDad

LOL The look on fury's face is priceless. He looks like he wants to say OH THE SHAME!

October 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRobj98168

You're such a badass. I could never pull that off! ;)

October 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHeather

i miss skating :( i especially miss my badass deck.

sigh.

at least you can still ollie. i'd prolly break a hip.

October 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSara @heartmychloe

That looks way better than my attempt at an ollie would be these days. Although I've read that more and more older guys are getting back on their decks. It gives me hope that one day I can still be a very average skater.

October 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterScott

Rule #1: Never take your son to meet someone who's cooler than yourself. Especially if he has made a living doing what kids do when they're cutting school.

October 27, 2009 | Unregistered Commentertom

I'm impressed that you can get on that...I tried to skateboard once and nearly broke my leg. Never doing that again.

October 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJaina

Shouldn't you be wearing a helmet? And knee pads? And carrying a cane?

October 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMomo Fali

"Yeah, but that's Tony Hawk's JOB. Daddy's good at his job too. Let's see Tony Hawk do Daddy's job."

October 30, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterChris Mancini

I give you lots of credit because now I am afraid to do anything as I may get hurt! LOL..
When I was young, my friends and I thought of a great game in which we would all sit or stand on skateboards, go down the biggest hill we could find and knock each other off! Many of injuries..let me tell ya! Tell Fury to keep it up as Tony Hawk has built not only a fortune but an empire from skating!

November 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMike

Oh you are BRAVE!

I love the action shot though. I'm off to check out his post.

And just Rated for your clip on YouTube!

November 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMomisodes

Dude, I have already done the humiliating stuff. Like when I bragged about being a figure skater in my teens and then in my thirties lost my balance BEFORE I stood up.

Check with me first. I can save you a lot of pain.

November 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKelley

hahah! your fault he's witty :)
fury is too cute in his helmet....and looking thoroughly unimpressed. Like sylvester the cat's son - putting a bag on his head "oh ffather"
I give you kudos for effort though, seeing that I couldn't skate that thing even as a kid.

November 5, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterauntie mei

Well, you look like you can take on Tony Hawk! Totally. :)

November 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSara

I just found your blog and I really like it! I think it is neat to have a Dad blogger out here in the masses of Mom bloggers. So thanks for bringing the testosterone into the parent blogging ring!

November 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDrama Mama

The look on little guys face says it all. Aww dad, could you be any more more embarrassing?

But i'm impressed. Not that i know anything about skating at all.

November 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHeather

Wow- That looks like it hurt afterwards!

November 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterERIC

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