I Would So Rock the Interview

Car rides are a good opportunity for me to educate my son. Today, I decided to talk about the risks of alcohol.

Me: So, Fury, you can't just drink whenever or wherever you want.

Fury: When can you drink?

Me: Well, you can drink when you're at home, or if you are having fun or relaxing. Like if you're not doing anything too important.

Fury: Why?

Me: Because when you drink, sometimes you can't pay as much attention to certain things. Like at work. They don't let you drink when you're at work. You know why?

Fury: Ya, you'll spill it.

This is going on my next Staples order.