Even PETA People Would Laugh

We're in position. Fury's sitting on the couch by the door. I'm sitting at the kitchen table. I look over at Fury. I nod my head. He nods back.

Hand under the table, I make a fist. *knock knock knock*

BJ springs up "yap yap yap yap!!" Both dogs dash over to the front door.

Tails a waggin'...

Me: *chuckle*

Fury: Ha ha gotcha! No ones there!

Krypto: If this were the wild, I'd eat you.

BJ: If this were the wild, I wouldn't look like a Webkinz.