Even PETA People Would Laugh
/We're in position. Fury's sitting on the couch by the door. I'm sitting at the kitchen table. I look over at Fury. I nod my head. He nods back.
Hand under the table, I make a fist. *knock knock knock*
BJ springs up "yap yap yap yap!!" Both dogs dash over to the front door.
Tails a waggin'...
Me: *chuckle*
Fury: Ha ha gotcha! No ones there!
Krypto: If this were the wild, I'd eat you.
BJ: If this were the wild, I wouldn't look like a Webkinz.