Damn These Newfangled Phones

I'm a dial-and-talk kinda guy. I probably have all sorts of cool functions in this phone that I'm paying for and not using. And I swear I saw a "popcorn" button the other day. But will somebody please show me how to retrieve this? My neck's feeling a little stiff today...

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[Editor's note: you all crack me up. I'm not THAT inept. Read the screen on my phone carefully, making sure to read all the letters...]