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BusyDad (Jim)
Working dad doing his darndest
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6-year-old boy and future revolutionary
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BusyDad’s reality check
Krypto (Dog #1)
Witness to the insanity and chewer of things
BJ (Dog #2)
Yapping spreader of love and poops
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Sunday, April 20, 2008 Stability Control and Drink Holder come standard on all 08 models.
Reader Comments (45)
My shoulders hurt now, and I think I need a drink.
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[BusyDad] You read my mind. To the T.
Mileage may vary with size of kid.
Seat belt required for "Squirmy" kids.
Dads with hair remember, hair is not to be used for stability control.
Dads also must remember that clearance is now an issue. (Yes, I have forgotten that one, sorry honey)
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[BusyDad] Haha! Clearance control has been an ongoing problem. I try to steer clear of ceiling fans. Awnings are ok. No lasting damage.
Where can I get me one of those?
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[BusyDad] If I could clone a whole bunch, I bet you they'd outsell the Segway. But that's aiming low.
I'm glad I can get away with pushing a stroller...
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[BusyDad] For now.
I'm totally going to start riding around on my husband's shoulders. With a non-fat iced vanilla latte, of course.
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[BusyDad] Please post that if you succeed!
What a blessed boy Fury is. What a legacy of love you have.
Jim, there's a yummy treat for you in my latest post! I couldn't resist. heeheee!
Pinky
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[BusyDad] :) That's very nice to hear (read?), thank you. And that Newcastle mirror? Yes, so ME. Off to ebay!
I see you are holding the drink. Had one too many poured all over your head, huh? Been there--the worst is ice cream.
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[BusyDad] You guessed it! Sore arm > sticky hair. And yes, I second that notion about ice cream.
What's the weight limit?
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[BusyDad] Not sure, but I do know he's getting pretty darn close. When your shoulders go numb after a few minutes, it can't be very chiropractially sound.
Hahaha. CableDad is most frequently found with a toddler on his shoulders, but I don't know that he's discovered his role as a cup holder yet.
Oh, and although I'm sure Fury already knows this, ears make for great power steering. ;)
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[BusyDad] :) he will - as soon as MJ starts getting thirsty up there and mistakenly assuming the top of the head is flat. And ears do make excellent reins. Unfortunately.
Just one drink holder? What sort of mileage does it get and does it use 'top shelf' or 'well' fuel?
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[BusyDad] Haha - you are a careful shopper. You do have the option of the dual drink holder, but that eliminates the stability control. It's a trade off. DadCruisers get great mileage for the first 4 years, then mileage drops sharply and more and more "fuel" is required (top shelf premium of course) to motivate it.
To hell with the kid on the shoulder, I want a guy who will DO that!
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[BusyDad] I believe the younger "sport models" can do that. The DadCruiser is not built for that kind of payload nor excitement. Strictly a utility vehicle. Much like a camel.
Hey hey, and if you put the right jacket on, you'll have leather seats! :)
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[BusyDad] haha - I won't mind the upgrade at all!
At least it's good exercise for W8loss Wednesday.
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[BusyDad] You, sir, guessed right. Which is the only reason I'm hauling around a 50 lb scarf on a hot day.
Ha Tootsie Farklepants took EXACTLY what I was thinking...except my drink of choice would be a peanut butter milkshake.
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[BusyDad] Yup! And like Jason mentioned below, if you emphasize the fitness benefits of it to him, you may get your wish.
Lemme guess, Pasadena Mall on Colorado?
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[BusyDad] Close! Santa Anita. It'll also make an appearance in my next w8loss wed video in a dramatic jog-by shoot.
waiting for next installment of koala bear haiku
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[d Bro]
You are 50 lbs
No longer a baby, yo!
Compression fracture
What does he use to steer with?
New reader here. *waves hello*
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[BusyDad] Ah, yes, this model is equipped with the newest dual steer technology. The ergonomically molded ears are perfect for little hands. And if hands are occupied, the heel can be operated like a spur to point the DadCruiser in the desired direction. DadCruiser steering can sometimes be voice activated too, if he's in a tolerant mood. (Thanks for visiting! your blog concept is ingenuous!)
Just be careful where he shoves the fuel pump.
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[BusyDad] Yeowch! Newbie designers never thought of that. Luckily this one is fully capable of self fueling. And the driver is too young to obtain such fuel.
Oh, I gotta get me one of those! Do they have one with a built in DVD player?
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[BusyDad] It'll do you one better - it'll walk you into Borders and buy you a DVD!
Oh hell - if my boy sees this, he's gonna wanna upgrade from these piggy back rides.
An upgrade to Fury's cadillac!
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[BusyDad] hmmm maybe a cool hood ornament is in order?
So thats how you too look when you are cruisin' the mall. Here I was looking for a cute kid low to the ground. Gotta aim high.
Does this model come with an Ipod jack by any chance? Kids gotta have his tunes.
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[BusyDad] :) yup, we're pretty easy to spot. This vehicle makes frequent stops at Dave & Busters too. He's actually trying to find a way to install XM Radio. The big ears actually do a great job picking up signals.
Love it!!
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[BusyDad] Now if secret agent dad could photoshop a couple machine gun turrets like he did for secret agent minivan, we'd be in business!
Where does the cargo go?
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[BusyDad] Why, the cargo pants, of course! And that's for real. Did you know a pair of Abercrombie cargo pants can probably hold more than your average diaper bag? I do know for a fact that I can seat 6 bionicles comfortably.
Oh, if that's not the inspiration for the next BDT comic strip...especially with all the ripe material in the comments above...
But you figured that out already, didn't you? ;-)
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[BusyDad] You are so right Jmax. I bet Jeff has already sketched something out, knowing him.
Have you EVER seen a Mom do this? I haven't.... only Dads are so
stupidgullible....;)
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[BusyDad] no no no... it's because we are so STRONG, DURABLE, TOUGH and BADASS. (right?)
that's a white russian, right?
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[BusyDad] Fury IS looking quite happy.
Amazing that his feet can reach the pedals
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[BusyDad] The beauty of this vehicle is that even if he can't, he can switch it to voice mode. A simple "Gooooo! Dad! Come on!" will initiate forward movement most of the time.
Looks so comfy too! :)
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[BusyDad] So comfy the driver often falls asleep driving it. And then drools. It has happened many a time.
now *that's* impressive! and not a drop lost either. although, i would have to question the reclining seats. ;)
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[BusyDad] Oh yes! Not a good idea. This vehicle is more like a sport bike. Forward lean only.
That is not JUST a cup holder it looks to be an AUTOMATIC cup holder / drink dispenser.
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[BusyDad] Ha - yes, it is a proprietary luxury feature that can also sense impending thirst, and by necessity, subsequent bathroom urges.
Every shot you take with Fury, you're just beaming, ear to ear. He's a very lucky boy indeed to have such a great Dad ... and a vehicle to boot!
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[BusyDad] Haha - now you are going to make me self conscious posting my dumb grin pics! but thank you - that was real nice!
I've said it before, I'll say it again...
It's great to be a kid!
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[BusyDad] Few truths resonate quite like that one!
Cute pic!
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[BusyDad] :) What about my cup holding skillz! pretty good eh?
Something all kids want!!! Love it!
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[BusyDad] I wouldn't mind having one myself either. Remember playing chicken?
I love the special features! I tagged you for a meme: http://peddlincrazy.blogspot.com/2008/04/memin-to-oldies.html
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[BusyDad] And I will take it like a man!
Do they have a version that holds Moms? Cuz I need one of them!
And does it dispense money as well?
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[BusyDad] Don't give d wife any ideas please!!
Okay, who told???
I am an overly sensitive person & know I take things too personally, sometimes (okay, most of the time!). I understand if you don't come by, really. I know you have a ton of readers & can't find time to visit everyone. As I said, it won't keep me from lurking & reading! Who can resist little Fury, afterall?
I didn't mean to make you feel badly! Hugs!
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[BusyDad] There's a code in this mom blog mafia that would totally require me to lose an integral part of my anatomy if I revealed my sources. But that being said, I'm glad this all came to light and glad things are flowers and nice again!
My son has one of those, but it's an older model and his sisters drove it too hard and rarely changed the oil. And the cup holder's broke.
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[BusyDad] they have a place for vehicles like us. The bar. I hear they do good work. Meet me there?
I wonder if I could convince my son to get a rental when his old beater says it's broke for the day.
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[BusyDad] Broke in either sense of the word, right?
I tried this with the girl and almost fell over on our heads. This is definitely a Daddy thing.
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[BusyDad] Oh no! What a way to discover that! Ok, I'll add this alongside "kill spiders" to my mental list of Strictly for Dad.
Off-road capabilities come standard.
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[BusyDad] BUT, it does compromise the effectiveness of the drink holder.
Dude, ever have those ears used as handle bars? Always a reminder to cut a toddlers nails when they dig into your ears like that.
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[BusyDad] YES YES and YES! Very important consumer warning.
I'll take two! ;-)
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[BusyDad] Smart move. They really do burn out quickly.
OH! You have a bloggy award waiting for you at my place!!!
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[BusyDad] Way cool, you have your own signature award. Even cooler that you gave it to me! Thank you!!
Can i just say BD, you look so YOUNG in this photo? You look like you're 15!! What is your secret?
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[BusyDad] Ancient Chinese Secret ;) ok ok I will tell you. Being Asian. I USED to hate it. Now, since I've passed that summit, it feels damn good to be carded, when I'm almost old enough to be 2 drinkers.