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Tuesday
Jul272010

A poop video I couldn't refuse

Let me tell you something about paid campaigns and me. If it's something I'd never blog about for free, I'll pass. I like beer money as much as the next guy, but I've got my eyes on the real prize: my nip-slips posted on TMZ. Dragging you through a post that I dragged myself to write solely for the money is not the path to TMZ enlightenment.

In other words, yes, Huggies paid me to make this video (along with 1 other upcoming video and 2 posts). But they had me at "poop." Because I can achieve fame through poop videos.

Along with beer money, Huggies gave me a ton of their Natural Care Baby Wipes and challenged me to live "Poo Free" this summer. As you'll see below, that's a tall order.

The edited-for-time video is on Huggies' Facebook page but I have the exclusive Director's Cut here:

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Reader Comments (16)

PUHAHAHAH! She's adorable! and holy sheesh .. she's got some power behind that spray. NICE!

July 28, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterauntie julia

Atta Girl Lessi... Make him work!

July 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterRob

The biggest, worst poo any of my children ever had didn't go nearly as far as Lessi's did. Color me impressed.

And for the record, you apologize to your CHILDREN. You have two now. :) </grammernazi>

July 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMr Lady

OH my God.....hahahah. Welcome (or sorry?) Lessi to the world of your dad's wacky videos! I love the cute coy smile :) Fury, as always, adorable!!
Good luck being poo free jim!

July 28, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterauntie mei

bwaaaaaahahahahaha.... read/watched this earlier- had to come back to comment because I had my own poo to deal with.... literally...

I wish Huggies would send me some free wipes... I go through enough of them!! My girl also seems to enjoy unleashing as soon as the diaper comes off! Thank goodness her poo is still that peanut butter consistency of a newborn and therefore incapable of being shot 8 feet! Good luck with that dude!! :P

July 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPottyMouthMommy

She's so cute..and...and...strong.

Fantastic video...loved seeing Fury help too!!

July 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAmy

i said it on twitter, i'll say it again on your blog. You're a dork. An entertaining one though. Aside from Lessi's natural abilities, my favorite thing? The snippet above the Huggies banner on the side bar about being an ambassador... Now THAT made me laugh!

July 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLolita

Hilarious video. Lessi's colon needs to be registered as a deadly weapon. I'm sure the defense industry will be knocking on your door any day now wanting to use her as a missile launcher. Can't wait to see what she does when she gets on solids!

Your video is maaad funny dude, i'm rolling over here. Your daughter is the cutest and she poops with AUTHORITY damn it.

July 29, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLatino Dad

Dude! She totally flipped off the camera!!! That was priceless!!!

July 29, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterShelli

Are you kidding? I've never seen projectile like that! Fun stuff.

July 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTJ

Obviously ninja jedi poop, beware the force is strong with this young one. Hey thanks for stopping by my place and helping make today special for me. I appreciate it and it's been the best birthday EVER.

July 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterThePeachy1

Good Lord, you NEED those free wipes because the cost of therapy for your daughter when she turns 13 will be astronomical... :) I love you, Jim. You're my kind of nerd.

July 30, 2010 | Unregistered Commentertracey

The world needs more Asian ambassadors of poo/butt wipes.

I think you are doing a fantastic job of this.

And your kids are total stars, I can't handle the cute.

July 31, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterZak

You are hilarious.

July 31, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterWeaselMomma

That was great! Huggies may have paid you, but that was a fantastic full family production! :-) Very nice.

July 31, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKeith Wilcox

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