The annual “10 Worst Toys List” was released yesterday. Number 1 on this list? The Go Diego Go Rescue Boat, one of this year's high-profile lead paint recall items.
I had to break it to the boy...
Me: Well Fury, looks like we need to return that boat to Toys R Us.
Me: It has lead paint on it. If you lick it, you will die.
Marcus: Oh... What about Diego? Can I lick Diego?
Me: Um... No. No, you can’t lick Diego. Even if Diego were painted with certified organic soy-based paint...
Marcus: What’s certified organic—
Me: Oh hey! Let’s build something!
Eat Lead, SUCKA!