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I'm the DJ. She's the rapper.
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We invent words together. Ducking fave strategically.
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She's so Asian. Really.
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I can say y'all to her, and it feels natural.
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She names all her fish after me, and I name my mole hairs after her.
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You never forget your first blog friend.
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Her family would protect me from the zombies.
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We grew up together. But not really. It's a Bostonian Asian thing, you wouldn't understand.
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Slightly better than me at most everything, except punching people in the face.
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I have a hazmat suit because of her. She's that awesome.
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Isn't afraid of a little Midori.
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She's good ROI
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He's the master. Of all things.
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My favorite professor ever. And I never even took her class.
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Winner! Best stalker of 08, 09, 10, 11...
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We do telephone shots and call each other cracker.
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If I saw him more than 10-15 seconds per year, I bet we'd be buddies.
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... but not about me. I'm cool with her.
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Fury's internet fairy godmother.
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She was a non-blog friend before she became a blogger. I know right? Earth-shattering.
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I would get an A- just so Jen and Diana could yell at me.
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My blog just became 57% funnier, because her name is on it.
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My blog just became 57% more relevant, because his name is on it.
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Legend has it that I write for them. Regardless, way to represent!