If I were a dictator, I'd allow them to have cars and chocolate

• Whiskey in My Sippy Cup
  I'm the DJ. She's the rapper.
• Momo Fali
  We invent words together. Ducking fave strategically.
• Raising Colorado
  She's so Asian. Really.
• A Southern Fairy Tale
  I can say y'all to her, and it feels natural.
• Redneck Mommy
  She names all her fish after me, and I name my mole hairs after her.
• MommyCosm
  You never forget your first blog friend.
• Secret Agent Mama
  Her family would protect me from the zombies.
• Boston Mamas
  We grew up together. But not really. It's a Bostonian Asian thing, you wouldn't understand.
• Backpacking Dad
  Slightly better than me at most everything, except punching people in the face.
• Angry Julie
  I have a hazmat suit because of her. She's that awesome.
• Schadenfreudette
  Isn't afraid of a little Midori.
• Sarcastic Mom
  She's good ROI
• Laid Off Dad
  He's the master. Of all things.
• Mommy's Martini
  My favorite professor ever. And I never even took her class.
• Just Another Mommy Blog
  Winner! Best stalker of 08, 09, 10, 11...
• VDog
  We do telephone shots and call each other cracker.
• The Muskrat
  If I saw him more than 10-15 seconds per year, I bet we'd be buddies.
• See Kori Rant
  ... but not about me. I'm cool with her.
• The Demigod
  Fury's internet fairy godmother.
• 1001 Teal Cranes
  She was a non-blog friend before she became a blogger. I know right? Earth-shattering.
• Disgrasian
  I would get an A- just so Jen and Diana could yell at me.
• The Bloggess
  My blog just became 57% funnier, because her name is on it.
• Angry Asian Man
  My blog just became 57% more relevant, because his name is on it.
• Rice Daddies
  Legend has it that I write for them. Regardless, way to represent!